Sunday, July 6, 2008

MOG?

I got an ad post in the comments of my last post, which was pretty interesting. Considering their offer, it didn't seem too bad. And if anything, I figured it would be...entertaining. And so with that, I took up MOG on their offer to inspect my apartment for a supernatural presence.

Earlier today, one Will Ramey arrived to evaluate my place. He seemed nice enough, except for referring to himself as Will "The Brains" Ramey. Which doesn't make sense. Since he only has one brain. I think.

He poked around the apartment, taking notes on his Blackberry. He hummed and hawwed a lot, and muttered some things under his breath. I tried to ask what he was doing, but he ignored me most of the time. When he did answer me, he responded with a stream of foreign terms that did not register at all with me.

After about a half-hour, he finished, and presented me with an estimate. He broke down the costs to me, but none of them made any sense to me in particular. But he does believe that I have an issue with unknown forces. Of course, he just may want money, but at the estimate offered, and the promist of cash back, it didn't seem like a bad idea.

So I signed up. Will told me that the first agent will be showing tomorrow, which was fine by me. I left him a deposity check for the 'cleaning' and I'm not hoping for the best,

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I like Swisher Sweets.